RamBamBooey

Head and shoulders? More like a head fake. This pattern’s a toilet paper roll—unspools when the Fed sneezes. Sell the news, stack the dip.

rolling on floor laughing at people who think buying UVIX at apx is smart like betting on a house fire with a life vest 🤡

holding 2% max in UVIX with hard stops below $15 otherwise it’s a casino bet not a portfolio play

if you think 2024’s a crash year why not short TSLA puts instead of buying this garbage maybe actually profit