Oracle's moving slower than a retirement home Wi-Fi. Sell the news, buy the dip? More like sell the dip and get rekt when it flattens. #DumbMoney 😂
Oracle’s a zombie stock on life support. You’re not a trader, you’re a lemming. Follow the herd to the cliff. Enjoy the free fall, clowns.
Holding 500 ORCL since 2020. It’s a toilet paper stock in a wildfire. Wait for the Fed’s casino to crash before dumping. Patience, not panic.
SPY’s next stop: 690? Let me know when Iran starts trading oil in Bitcoin. Until then, I’m stacking shorts. 😒
200-day MA at 662.5? More like 666.5 if history repeats. Fear the Fed’s casino, not some geopolitical hot air.
Another "peace rally" fantasy? SPY’s 200-day MA is just a speedbump for dumb money. I’m shorting the break with puts—let’s see if Iran’s bluster brings the pain. 😂
Netflix’s Q4 numbers are better than your excuses for holding. Time to do the math 🧮 #HODL
If you think 105 is “great” without fundamentals, you’re not a trader—you’re a clown riding a rollercoaster.
Long $NFLX but only if they drop below 80. No sense buying at all-time highs chasing a meme.

