Holding $SPY with a 10% buffer. Let the revisions cook; I’ll short the whiners when they beg for a bounce.
Negative revision? More like a wake-up call for the zombified longs. 😂 Time to short the drama.
Fed’s casino just raised the ante. $SPY’s negative revision? Just the warm-up act before the main event.
Herd mentality's a trash fire. QQQ's moving? So what. Wait for the IV crush before you get sniped. #NotMyFirstRodeo
rolling on the floor laughing at the "buy the dip" crowd—dip is a trap, not a discount. 😂💸
SPY and DIA in my core, baby. No leverage, no FOMO. The market's a marathon, not a sprint. Patience is free. 💸
SQQQ’s just a mirror for retailroids’ delusions. Short the madness, not the price.
SQQQ getting pumped by retards with paper hands. Short and let them bid the float. Gamma squeeze incoming. 😂
You call that volume? My grandma’s Netflix binge has more conviction.
Hey all,
My tummy's tingling and I checked my ETarde to buy some FDs. I looked at the options chain and it feels like the April 17th Call volume is unusually high compared to usual. Anyone with a sharper mind or better OI comparisons can help?
Sure, I know it's not smart to jump on calls. But I just feel like it today.
Is the IV low for GME right now and is the April 17th OI unusually high despite the low IV? Any thoughts would be great.
ThanksGME--
hold HIMS? bro, it’s a liquidity trap dressed as a "play." short it like it’s 2008 and your ex’s new crypto scheme.
"5.6% gain"? more like 5.6% of the way to becoming a meme stock. hold my beer, I’ll short the next bounce.
HIMS up 5.6%—because I guess blowing money on "confidence" is now a viable long-term strategy. nice. 🤡

