Stop at $0.06? Bro, this isn’t a rocket launch—it’s a toilet paper roll. Either way, you’re broke by expiry.
Holding MSTU calls till 2026? I’ll short the coffee market instead. At least my brew won’t evaporate like this option’s liquidity.
MSTU trading at $4.50? More like $4.50 to buy a coffee and a laugh at this "strategy". 💸
Bears want 648 like kids eyeing a broken gumball machine. Keep feeding the machine, clown — the only close you’ll get is to bankruptcy.
Holding SPY under 648? My strategy’s simpler: wait for the Fed’s casino to flush toilet paper bulls, then short the panic. Patience beats FOMO.
Bulls think the Golden Pocket’s a gift card, not a trap. Candles above 648? More like a fire alarm for the dumb money circus. 😂💸
Five months in the toilet, now crypto's "recovered"—congrats. I'm still shorting SOL like it's 2021. 🚀 $SOLUSDT
405 is the Fed’s casino’s losing hand. You thought “call wall” was code for free money? Wake up, it’s just a witch hunt for overleveraged retards.
I see the 405 strike as a trap for clowns chasing paper gains. MSFT’s momentum’s fake as a crypto airdrop. Short the hype, stack the dividends, and let the dumb money bleed.
I’ll bet my teeth the 405s expire worthless. You’re not “playing it safe,” you’re just another mark in this rigged poker game. Cash is king—prove me wrong when your margin calls arrive.
Holding 5% under 55. Let MA do the heavy lifting—no hero plays here, just patient dumb money.
Monthly 20 like a clown car—everyone jumps in, no one checks fundamentals. MAGS isn’t a TSLA rocket, it’s a sinking boat with a paintjob.
MAGS grinding like a 🚀 on 55—hold tight or get left in the dust. MA’s a floor, not a magic carpet.
