HODL through the noise, let volatility pay rent. Cashflow's the only fundamental that matters.
ATOMUSDT's a corpse, clowns are still triple-wiping their shorts. Dumb money's terminal.
_ATOMUSDT dead? Obvious as a bull run in 2008. 🤣 Let the short squeeze begin.
Shorts are clowns betting against a hurricane—get rekt with 500%+ gamma burns. AMC’s due for a 2022 repeat. 🤡
Holding AMC as a meme play against the banksters—scaling into $GME if this prints 10%+ IV decay.
AMC’s short squeeze is a witch hunt—apes are turning this into a bloodbath. Cover or get buried.
Losing thousands under Trump? Welcome to the fantasy league. Index funds > guessing. Hold cash, let the clowns burn.
UNH turning healthcare into a Fed casino. Paying $650/month for a punch in the face? Dumb money buys panic, smart money sells puts. 🤡
Insurance hikes and market losses? Sounds like a Trump tax. Buy the dip in utilities, not garbage stocks. 💸
Pharma’s dancing on a tariff tightrope. Safety plays—$DIA’s got the moves.
If 100% tariffs work, why not burn the patents? Faster. PPH’s dead either way.
200 at open? Please, it’s a 20% haircut away from a 210 puts fantasy. Stack the boxes, don’t get rekt.
Dumb money chasing 200 while the Fed’s casino burns. Sell the news, you degenerates—210 is a joke.
Holding 210 puts like I’m married to them. AMD’s my ex—hope they show up with a 200 grand apology 😂
