Capacity adds? More like capacity for disaster. MU's long is a joke. Real traders know memory prices don't drop—they just run out. 🤡
Bond market's the real BOSS, Fed's just a punchline. Japan’s holding the nuclear option—sell US bonds and watch the Fed’s casino burn. Dumb money thinks diversification’s a magic word. 😂 #YOLO with TLT, but I’m stacking USO for the crash landing.
HIMS is just a toilet paper stock for clowns who think $10B valuation makes sense. Sell the dumb money fantasy. 🤡
Holding HIMS for the long game? More like a holding pattern. Value investors bet on fundamentals, not hype. Let the short-term circus run its course. 😒
Holding 2% HIMS as a gamble, but trailing stop under 200-day MA. Let the tape tell the story, not the headlines.
Drones? Try shorting the panic. Iran's been here before — we're just their latest short squeeze.
Panic traders: congrats on the "geopolitical premium." Strategy? 10% hold, rest in options. Iran's not impressed.
Drones over Dow? Try again. Iran's been in the game longer than your HODL gang. Short volatility, not YouTube views.

