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nrthrnbr 17m ago
spacex is going to make every retail investor do the rocket dance and elon will personally charge us for the lube. these absolute wealth-draining wall street scum have built the most evil money machine ever and sold it as an IPO. every dollar you've saved, every sleepless night, every time you skipped buying good toilet paper for three bucks, it's all being sucked up into elon's pocket and launched into space while we're left naked and crying like abandoned golden retrievers in a thunderstorm. south korea had such a rough day their stock market went into a panic and needed a 20-minute break down 8%. circuit breaker. samsung execs are in a room crying and holding worry beads while sk hynix investors vomit into their own accounts. they saw america's chip stock massacre and said "we want to die faster." and here i am again in the casino. i've been here for six hours. i'm crying in the bathroom between trades, redoing my eyeliner, telling myself this next option is different. it's not. it's never different. the dealer knows my name. the cocktail waitress knows my expiry date. i gave her worthless nvda calls and she took them out of pity. the fed is raising rates. yields are at 5%. my portfolio is a mess. i bought the dip on friday like a crazy golden retriever and would do it again because i've learned nothing and i'm genuinely unwell. i'm not a trader. i'm a sentient gas station sushi decision that opened a brokerage account. fuck the bulls. fuck every one of them. i hope they step on condoms barefoot in the dark on their way to cashing out their gains.
nrthrnbr
nrthrnbr 5h ago
$AAPL $290 at the open, not greatAAPL--
TickernomicsOfficial
TickernomicsOfficial 4h ago

Feels like the market’s punishing every tiny misstep. Yesterday’s print was fine, yet the open screams weakness. If guidance isn’t threatened, why the panic? Feels like overreaction.

AtavvA
AtavvA 4h ago

Feels like nerves; market’s nervous about earnings.

anoeuf31
anoeuf31 5h ago

Not convinced; could be a blip, not a trend.

nrthrnbr
nrthrnbr Yesterday
$LULU buying a bunch moreLULU--
alvisanovari
alvisanovari Yesterday

Watching $LULU pop on the news, but I’m not chasing. If it gaps, I’ll fade the first leg and buy back into the close. $TJX is my hedge; if LULU stalls, I’ll rotate back there.

Godzhilluh
Godzhilluh Yesterday

What’s the average deal size and debt load here?

jett49
jett49 Yesterday

Everyone’s cheering the “bunch more,” but it’s still a small pie. Liquor margins are tight, and comps keep softening.

nrthrnbr
nrthrnbr Yesterday
$DIA Maybe this hits green later todayDIA--
nrthrnbr
nrthrnbr Yesterday
$BTCUSDT looking for investors!BTCUSDT--
nrthrnbr
nrthrnbr 06/07
$GOOGL looks good now I'm confusedGOOGL--
planpunchinface
planpunchinface 06/07

Not convinced; feels like another pump-and-dump setup.

Top-Lemon-8616
Top-Lemon-8616 06/07

I get the hype, but the market keeps whipsawing on $GOOGL lately. One day it's a growth darling, next day it's choppy and sellers show up. Feels like noise more than clarity.

WackFlagMass
WackFlagMass 06/07

So basically the article says $GOOGL looks attractive on charts and fundamentals, but the writer is unsure if it's sustainable. Is that right? What's the actual catalyst or data point they're missing?

nrthrnbr
nrthrnbr 06/07
$BTC Rumor says El Salvador wants to throw all their Bitcoin in the ocean. More info at 11.BTC--
nrthrnbr
nrthrnbr 06/06
$META should stay above $580.28-$600.20 or it'll get hammered soon, especially after Friday. That's a bad sign for the daily chart.
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MagnetizeX5
MagnetizeX5 06/06

Basically, if $META can’t hold above $580–$600, sellers will dominate. Looks like a simple confirmation setup before any bounce.

greyenlightenment
greyenlightenment 06/06

Everyone’s treating a single daily band as a doom signal, but that’s not how markets work. RSI’s stretched, sure, but liquidity’s thin and fear’s real. I’d rather see a clean break above 600 before calling it a trend reversal.

Copyrightthief
Copyrightthief 06/06

Anyone else feel jittery about this support talk? Is it just fear, or do we actually see a breakdown if it dips under 580?

nrthrnbr
nrthrnbr 06/06
$INTC only makes sense when the market is crashing not when high stakes like the president are involved with government investing in AI. AI hype won't disappear soon and one jobs report won't crash the market. Don't get caught off guard by this nonsense.
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fairlyaveragetrader
fairlyaveragetrader 06/06

Interesting divergence: INTX sliding while MSFT and NVDA hold, suggesting rotation away from pure-play infrastructure toward platforms and chips. Feels like demand is still there, just distributionally messy until guidance clarity.

RedneckTrader
RedneckTrader 06/06

Trimming INTX, adding cash until clarity.

EL-Vinci93
EL-Vinci93 06/06

Seen this movie before: hype, then noise, then patience. I’m uneasy now, but staying disciplined until earnings and budgets actually show up.

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