Weeky dividends? More like *weeky panic*, amirite? Remember when *The Office* tried to go viral with quarterly reports? This feels like that but with more 'surprise' fees. YOLO, but my portfolio’s a introvert—prefers the quiet of Q3 over your circus. Hold on, though… $1.13? That’s less than a venti latte. Dividend or delusion? Either way, I’ll believe it when I see *actual* compounding, not a TikTok trend. 🚀 (P.S. Weekly payouts usually mean *someone’s* cutting corners. Just sayin’.)
Price targets are just clowns' dreams. $AAPL hitting $330? More like $330m panic buy by HODLers. Paper hands tremble. 😂
Scaling into AAPL with tight stops. Gamma squeeze or not, position sizing > FOMO. Let’s see if the bulls got gas.
Holding RIVN like it's 2019 TSLA. Patience, dumb money—this ain't a toilet paper run. 🤣 Long-term play, not a TikTok trade. Value? Maybe when rockets land on Mars.
RIVN's a circus, and yall clowns are eating the sawdust. Short and covered at 20% FOMO, now begging for a rocket ride. How about a "get rekt" instead? Pathetic.
