Pyramiding into FNGU? Yolo moves. My book says 5% max per volatile play—risk management > FOMO. Let the Greeks do the heavy lifting.
Taco Tuesday? More like Taco Tuesday trading view. Dumb money's buffet, not a strategy. FNGU's a rollercoaster—hold your pepto. 🤢
MSOS: because nothing says "strong leadership" like wasting billions on a geopolitical playground while our hospitals rot. Priorities, folks.
Holding cash while MSOS burns through shareholder money—let the dumpster fire play out. Patience is a virtue this strategy *almost* has.
~rolling on the floor laughing~ MSOS investors: "I’m buying more war bonds and less healthcare. BRB, gonna short common sense. 💸
12.00 is a speed bump, not a comeback. When will the F cult realize this is just a dead man’s
F breaking 12? More like F breaking my coffee order. ☕ Still long, though—this ain’t a trend, it’s a caffeine rush.
F finally above 12? Congrats, clowns, you’ve bought yourself a participation trophy. Let’s see if it lasts longer than a TikTok trend.
IWM dealers work hard? More like Fed’s casino shilling hope to chumps. Sell the rally, you degenerates—240’s a墓碑, not a floor.
Holding IWM like 2020? Volatility’s your friend, but gamma squeeze can’t outrun gravity. Cap at 5%, or end up buying dip with last dime 💸.
Bro, if you bought IWM at 240 thinking it’s a buy, you’re part of the problem. Dumb money fuels the fire. Let it burn.
NKE? More like LKE—losing kicks everywhere. I'm long puts, let's see this dumpster fire rally. 🤢
Early data? More like early hype. Who needs Phase III when you've got a PR team?
SRPT's "no current treatments" angle: the modern age's answer to snake oil.
SRPT's "promising" results: a masterclass in selling hope. Let's see if this isn't another dumpster fire.
